You’ve started 17 programs… and finished none of them
You’re constantly wrecked, overthinking, and feel like a headless chicken
You know what to do, but motivation keeps ghosting you
The gym gives you the ick, or just plain freaks you out
You’re stuck in your head, stuck in your body, and stuck in a cycle of “I’ll start next week”
I’m Ger. I once weighed 150kg and felt completely lost.
I’d played sports my whole life — but when that structure disappeared, I crashed hard. Tried the cardio. Tried starving. Tried hating myself into change. Spoiler: It didn’t work.
Now I coach people the way I wish I’d been coached:With honesty, empathy, proper programming and the occasional F-bomb.
Lift and Laugh isn’t just a brand. It’s what we do.Because the gym doesn’t have to be miserable to be effective.
If you’ve ever felt intimidated, anxious, or like “fitness isn’t for people like me” — this is your place.
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We kick off with a proper consult — no scripts, no judgement. Just you, me, and what you actually want to achieve.
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Custom workouts, nutrition support, and a roadmap that fits your life, not the other way around.
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Weekly check-ins. Daily support. Real accountability. And yes — probably a few bad jokes along the way.
People who want to finally break the all-or-nothing cycle
Gym newbies, re-starters, and people stuck in a rut
Anyone who wants fitness without the fake smiles and toxic vibes
Women who want to feel strong in their bodies again
People who appreciate straight talk, support, and structure
Anyone looking for a “drop 10lbs in 10 days” detox
People who want results without effort
Gym bros who live for mirror selfies
Those allergic to banter or accountability
Anyone who thinks consistency means perfection
Time for something better.
It’s online — but not the kind that leaves you wondering what the hell you’re doing. You’ll feel supported the whole way.
Nope. You need to be willing. That’s it. We build the plan around where you’re at, not where you think you “should” be.
Welcome to being human. We’ve built bounce-back into the system.
Absolutely. Dumbbells, bands, bodyweight — we adapt to your space and setup.
Nope. But most of my clients are women who never felt like the gym was their space — until now.
You’ll have momentum, confidence, and a clear plan. Want to keep going? We can talk about what’s next.
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